Breaking News: Nigerian War Tank Runs Out of Gas on the Way to Battle, Niger Republic Out Run Nigeria
The battle lines have been drawn between Nigeria and Niger Republic, with each country assembling its military forces.
But in a dramatic twist, one of Nigeria’s war tanks unexpectedly breaks down just before the battle begins.
The Nigerian military was forced to retreat, while the Niger Republic army pressed on, undeterred.
The Nigerians’ hasty retreat turned into a rout, and the Nigerians were forced to abandon their weapons and supplies as they fled.
Meanwhile, the Nigeriens celebrated their unexpected victory with wild abandon